old time giraffe.

Moonlight Serenade.

Got steak?

Got nuts?

When life gives you nuts,make crazy.

Hope.

My wife and I were working on some designs for a freelance gig and she drew this image to go on a characters t shirt. Obviously it's a parody of the Obama poster. Anyway, I thought I'd post it for all to see.

One man band in color

Here is the colored version of the rough drawing below.

One man band.

The Future of Hats

This is the latest in amphibian head wear. It's guaranteed to keep your head warm. Although it may smell a little and could cause vomiting (not to the wearer but to those around them). They'll be hopping off store shelves so get yours before they're gone.

Gabby and Gator cover artwork

Here is my mock cover for my Gabby and Gator book.

The Furture of Men's Fashion

I predict that the future of men's fashion will be fish pants and dive helmets. I don't know...it's just a feeling. I have a sick sense for fashion.

Bottled up for Eternity...

So I'm watching that show on Discovery called, How It's Made. As I'm watching them make a casket I start to think, what a waste of money. You're dead and they're going to put it in the ground and throw dirt on it. Do you really need Mahogany and gold knobs and such. I think not.

But...it gets better.

The very next thing they show is how they bottle soda. Which gives me the idea! Why not bury people in bottles. I know, it is a little unconventional, but just think of the peace of mind you'll have, knowing that the casket you're eternally resting in is made from 100% recycled glass. Who needs a pryamid when you have a bottle.

I know it's weird,a bit odd, and slightly disturbing, but that's the way I think.

Happy New Year!